OK here's one for you..................
Is it a bloke, or could it be a bird??
No, now let me explain before you start.
It's been documented that, due to the good country loving folks of a few hundred years ago finding large chalk appendages rather offensive, similar markings which were once on the wilminton giant were covered or just not scoured. But, & here's the interesting bit.. Apparently in the winter, sections of the figure - namely the chest & groin - show areas or patterns or depressions in the ground. Now before you get unneccessary, the groin area is just that, a small bit, no extensions, up or down.
Add to that the fact the thing has seemingly got a rather nice set of hips, could it be that the thing is in fact a bird. And instead of holding out rods, either for measurement or whatever, couldn't they be a door way??
" I am the singer at the dawn of the age & I stand in the door of the west" & all that.
OK so I was on the catnip last night, but as theories go, it's not totally shit!!.
Blaidd
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