I know it's off-topic, but I couldn't resist it.
"I fancy I'll open a stationers,
Stock quaint notepads for weekend Pagans.
While you were out at the Rollright stones,
I came and set fire to your shed...
'cause you probably work at an all night garage,
you probably work at an all night garage,
you probably work at an all night garage,
with talk radio on..."
- Half Man Half Biscuit, opening lyrics to "24 hour garage people"