"...and we're going over to Jeremy Bowen in the Neolithic...Jeremy, what can you tell us?"

"Well it appears that they are playing this whole affair down, and it's now being touted as a mere skirmish. What appears to have happened is that a young man on his first hunt let fly with his bow and hit another hunter up the arse with a flint-tipped arrow. The victim has received herbal medicinal treatment and is said to be sore but otherwise unharmed. The young hunter is charged with wreckless behaviour with a deadly weapon and is expected to plead not guilty. A spokesman for the juducial council said 'It's not the first time this has happened and it won't be the last. In fact, over the past 30 years, 14 people have suffered arrows up the arse as a result of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. But we do have to follow procedure on this, as always'.
If found guilty, the young hunter can expect to be sentenced to napping duties.
Jeremy Bowen, Uffington Hill, the Neolithic."